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Saturday, October 09, 2010 ( 8:36 AM )

Do Drop By My New Blog Alright?

www.wankukubird.blogspot.com

This One Is Dead Already.

May This Blog Rest In Peace.

HAHAHA

I MISS BLOGGING

Saturday, February 20, 2010 ( 7:05 PM )

HEY HEY HEY

I AM HERE NOT TO UPDATE

BUT TO JUST TELL YOU GUYS

TO ADD ME UP ON FACEBOOK ALRIGHT

JUST SEARCH FOR

WAN KUKUHEAD

& ADD ME UP

AS SIMPLE AS THAT!

TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

$$$ KECHING KECHING KECHING $$$

Monday, September 14, 2009 ( 3:09 AM )

HERE I AM AGAIN

AND I AM GONNA RETYPE MY POST

FOR THE FIFTH TIME NOW.

THANKS TO BLOGGER SEVERAL DAYS BACK.

PATIENCE PATIENCE PATIENCE.

BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT.

I CAN'T REALLY RECALL WHAT I BLOGGED ABOUT THAT TIME.

IT WAS REALLI REALLI REALLI LONG.

I JUST DON'T LIKE TO RETYPE IT

BECAUSE THE FEELING WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

AS IN IT WOULD NEVER BE AS FUNNY AS WHAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY.

BUT WHATEVER LAHH.

I JUST GOT TO UPDATE IT

BEFORE PEOPLE START TO THINK

THAT I AM DEAD ALREADY.

SORRY NO PICTURES FOR THIS POST

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT BLOGGER TO HANG AGAIN ON ME.

SO YEAH I AM SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN TO GEYLANG.

I AM SURE ALL THOSE

CHILDREN WHO ARE

BELOW 18 HAVE BEEN THERE.

I READ ONE YOUNG GIRL'S BLOG RECENTLY

AND SHE SAID SHE HAS BEEN GOING THERE WITH HER FRIENDS

FOR LIKE ALMOST EVERY WEEK.

THOSE YOUNG PEOPLE.

THEY ARE THERE LIKE EVERYDAY EVERYNIGHT.

MACAM NAK GI COLLECT

DUIT SEWA KEDAI KAT SANA GITU.

BUAT MENYEMAK AJEEE.

I WONDER HOW CAN SOMEONE GO THERE

& TOLERATE ALL THE HEAT.

I JUST FIND IT BORING TO GO THERE

UNLESS I HAVE SOMETHING TO BUY.

I DON'T LIKE TO GO SOMEWHERE

WITHOUT ANY PURPOSE

& WALK WITH NO PROPER SENSE OF DIRECTION.

THEY JUST LIKE TO GO THERE

TO SO CALLED

"BE-IN-THE-SCENE".

KIRAKAN COOL AHH GITU

IF YOU WERE TO SAY YOU WERE AT GEYLANG LAST NIGHT.

IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU GO THERE ALL YOU CAN SEE

IS THE BACK OF THE PERSON INFRONT OF YOU

AND IF YOU WERE TO JUMP HIGH ENOUGH

YOU WILL SEE A NUMBER OF FLOATING CAPS AROUND.

YES YES YES

IT IS PACKED WITH MATS & MINAHS.

WHEN I REACHED THERE I WAS LIKE EHH??!

INI PENINSULAR PLAZA KE

ATAU GEYLANG BAZAAR??!

IT IS FUNNAY WHEN YOU THINK OF IT.

IN THE FASTING MONTH THEY WILL COME OUT WITH

1001 EXCUSES OF NOT FASTING

BUT WHEN THE RAYA MONTH COMES

THEY WILL BE THE ONES THAT ARE EXCITED.

BUY HAIR DYE LAHH

BUY NEW RAYA CLOTHES LAHH

BUY CONTACT LENSES LAHH

BUY NEW SHADES LAHH

BUY NEW HANDBAG LAHH

THEN LATER GO TO RELATIVES HOUSES & COLLECT GREEN PACKETS

& ALL THE MONEY WILL GO TO

MAMAK SHOPS WHO SELL CIGARETTES TO UNDERAGE KIDS

OR SHOPS AT PENINSULAR PLAZA WITHIN A FEW WEEKS.

IT IS NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THEM.

BUT I JUST FIND THESE ALL BULLSHIT.

THEY DON'T FAST & DON'T RESPECT THE RELIGION AT ALL.

SOME WOULD EVEN SAY THE RELIGION IS CRAP

BECAUSE EVERYTHING THEY WANNA DO IS

SOOO BLOODY RESTRICTED.

BUT WHY YOU BUSYBODY WANNA CELEBRATE HARI RAYA

IF YOU SO CALLED CLAIM ISLAM IS CRAP?

ISN'T HARI RAYA A MUSLIM CELEBRATION?

ALL YOU YOUNG PEOPLE GO CELEBRATE

CHILDRENS DAY SUDAHH.

NEMMIND LAHH LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THEM.

LETS TALK ABOUT

DENDENG DENDENG DENDENG

DO YOU FEEL IT IS SOOOOOO EXPENSIVE NOW??!!

LAST YEAR IT IS $3.50 PER 100GRAM.

CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG.

NOW IT IS $4.00 SIAAA.

I KNOW LAHH PETROL NOW EXPENSIVE.

BUT YOU COOK DENDENG USE PETROL MEHH??!

ALL YOU NEED IS JUST TO SLICE THE BEEF INTO THIN LAYERS

& MARINATE THEM & THEN BARBEQUE IT.

100GRAMS IS JUST EQUIVALENT TO JUST AROUND 4 PIECES.

NEMMIND NEXT TIME ASK THAT

SWEATY PAKCIK

TO SQUEEZE ALL THE OIL

OUT FROM THE DENDENG

TO MAKE IT LIGHTER.

I AM SURE ALL THE OIL AT LEAST WEIGH

40GRAMS OUT OF THE 60GRAMS.

TELL THAT PAKCIK STRAIGHT IN THE FACE THAT THE OIL

GI SAPU KAT MUKA DIA SUDAHH!!!

IT IS AS THOUGH THE COWS CAME FROM THE MOUNTAINS

& THEY HAVE TO PULL IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO SLAUGHTER IT.

SOOOO EXPENSIVE LORR!!

SEE LAHH NOW MY PAHALA KURANG ALREADY.

KUTUK-KUTUK SOO MANY PEOPLE IN JUST ONE POST.

HARI RAYA IS ON SUNDAY.

SOO FAST SIAAA.

I HAVE YET TO CONSIDER TO BUY A NEW BAJU RAYA OR NOT.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL BE THINKING

WHAT THE HELL SIAA WAN KUKUHEAD??!!

LEFT JUST 6 DAYS STILL WANNA THINK TO BUY ANOT??

JUST FORGET IT SUAAA.

HAHAHA.

BUT NEMMIND I STILL THINK THERE IS HOPE.

I WILL GO THERE ONE OF THE DAYS.

HOPEFULLY THERE IS A SIZE FOR ME.

MY WAIST IS LIKE A GIRL'S WAIST.

HOW LIDDAT??!

NOW I AM THINKING WHETHER AM I STILL ELIGIBLE

FOR GREEN PACKETS THIS YEAR.

I AM NOT OLD OKAY.

I AM STILL YOUNG.

A YOUNG ADULT CAN??

MY NRIC IS STILL SHINY TAU!!

HERE ARE SOME TIPS

ON HOW TO GET GREEN PACKETS SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT ASKING/BEGGING/FORCING

-ONE-

IF YOU OWN A MOTORBIKE

DO NOT PARK IT AT THE CARPARK BELOW THE BLOCK.

PARK IT FAR FAR AWAY SO NO ONE WILL SEE.

DO NOT BRING THE HELMET UPSTAIRS.

LEAVE IT ON THE BIKE.

IT WILL BE BEST IF YOU DON'T RIDE IT AT ALL.

GO PUBLIC TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY.

-TWO-

SHAVE OFF ALL YOUR FACIAL HAIR.

MAKE YOURSELF LOOK AS YOUNG AS POSSIBLE.

FOR GIRLS WHO HAVE MOUSTACHE

DON'T SHAVE IT OFF!!

LATER IT WILL GROW BACK & IT WILL BE SHARP!!

LATER YOUR BOYFRIEND KISS THEN PAINFUL!!

-THREE-

NEVER EVER EVER TALK ABOUT WORK.

LET THEM THINK THAT YOU ARE JOBLESS.

TALK ABOUT SCHOOL, ASSIGNMENTS & PROJECTS.

KEEP ON RANTING HOW TIRED SCHOOL IS.

-FOUR-

IF THEY ASK WHETHER YOU ARE ATTACHED

JUST SAY NO.

IF THEY ASK WHY, THEN SAY LAHH NO MONEY.

TELL THEM THIS PHRASE

"NO MONEY NO HONEY".

-FIVE-

ACT AS DECENT AS YOU CAN.

IF YOU ARE A BOY

SIT AS CLOSE TO YOUR MOTHER AS POSSIBLE

TO POTRAY THAT MUMMY'S BOY OR BOY-NEXT-DOOR IMAGE.

IF YOU ARE A GIRL

DON'T SIT AT ALL.

STAND UP & CLEAR UP THE PLATES AFTER YOUR FAMILY EATS

TO POTRAY THAT GOOD FUTURE HOUSEWIFE IMAGE

SO THAT THEY WILL THINK THAT YOU ARE THE TYPE

THAT IS ALWAYS AT HOME

TO DO HOUSEWORK & NOT MERAYAP

AT FAR EAST PLAZA OR MARINA SQUARE.

IF ALL MY TIPS REALLY DON'T WORK

JUST SLAP ON A SHEEPISH GRIN ON YOUR PATHETHIC FACE.

PLEASE DO NOT TELL YOUR PARENTS

THAT YOU LEARN THIS FROM ME.

IF MY TIPS DO WORK

PLEASE TELL ME

& GIVE ME A COMMISION.

HAHAHAHA

RIDHWAN

THE

DECENT ON THE OUTSIDE

MIANG IN THE INSIDE

KUKUHEAD

F*** YOU BLOGGER

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 ( 9:58 PM )

I AM SERIOUSLY EFFING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

BLOGGER IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF.

IMAGINE TYPING YOUR POST ALMOST TO THE END

AND THE SCREEN JUST HANGS ON YOU & CLOSES.

BUT IMAGINE IT HAPPENING TO YOU FOUR TIMES ALREADY.

ITS SERIOUSLY TESTING MY PATIENCE SIAAA.

IF ONLY I GOT A TYPICAL MAT REP TO BEAT THE HELL UP

JUST TO VENT ALL MY FRUSTRATIONS.

I WILL UPDATE ANOTHER DAY.

SORRY I AM JUST PISSED OFF ENOUGH ALREADY.

PRENG PRENGGG PREENNGGG BANG!!

Friday, August 28, 2009 ( 11:22 PM )

HEY HEY HEY

FINALLY I AM BACK HUH?

GOT MISS ME ANOT?

NO??!!

WAHLAOOWEII

WELL SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING FOR SOME TIME.

I MYSELF DON'T KNOW WHY.

I AM SURE YOU GUYS

HAVE THIS FEELING OF DISAPPEARING BEFORE.

LIKE JUST DISAPPEAR FROM EVERYONE

& DO YOUR OWN THINGS AND DO SOME

REFLECTION ON YOURSELF.

I HAVE NOT CHATTED WITH ANYONE FOR WEEKS ALREADY.

WHENEVER SOMEBODY MESSAGES ME

IT WON'T EVEN LAST FOR AT LEAST 10 SMS

BEFORE THE CONVERSATION ENDS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

I JUST LOST THE MOOD TEMPORARILY TO TALK TO ANYONE.

YESTERDAY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME

THAT REALLY BROKE MY HEART.

NO LAHH IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF LOVE.

NO GIRL CHEATED MY FEELINGS.

IT ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THIS THING BELOW.

I MET WITH AN ACCIDENT YESTERDAY

AND I KISSED THE ROAD FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I HOPE THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST & THE LAST.

IT ALL HAPPENED SO QUICK

THAT I REALLY DID NOT HAVE TIME TO EVEN REACT.
.

I BELIEVE I AM A SAFE & ALERT RIDER.

WHENEVER I KNOW THE SPACE IS NARROW

I WON'T FORCE MYSELF IN.

I WILL STOP & WAIT TILL THERE IS ENOUGH CLEARANCE.

I AM NOT LIKE THOSE TYPICAL MALAY RIDERS OUT THERE

WHO DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR LIVES

& OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES TOO.

I WILL SPEED ONLY IF THE ROAD IS TOTALLY CLEAR.

THE FASTEST I HAVE WENT IS ONLY 120km/h

AS I KNOW ANYMORE FASTER THAN THAT

I CAN SAY GOODBYE TO ALL MY LOVED ONES.

I DON'T EVEN WEAVE IN & OUT OF TRAFFIC

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE OTHER BIKERS DO.

I DREW OUT TWO PICTURES FOR YOU TO SEE

SO THAT IT IS EASIER FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
.

THE RED CAR IS THE VEHICLE THAT CAUSED ME TO FALL.

THE GREEN BOX IS ME.

IT WAS DRIZZLING AND I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL.

I WAS ON THE EXPRESSWAY WHEN THERE WAS A MASSIVE JAM

AS THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT AT THE FRONT.

ALL THE CARS WERE NOT MOVING

SO YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO STOP AND WAIT TOO.

IT WAS DRIZZLING & ITS COLD.

SO I DECIDED TO RIDE IN BETWEEN THE CARS SLOWLY.

ALL THE CARS WERE NOT MOVING.

AS SOON AS I APPROACHED ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE RED CAR

SUDDENLY IT MOVED FORWARD.

BUT INSTEAD OF MOVING STRAIGHT FORWARD

IT WENT SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT

MAKING THE SPACE I AM SUPPOSE TO RIDE THRU

TO BECOME NARROW.

SO HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SQUEEZE??

I AM ALREADY HALFWAY THRU

SO IF I WERE TO SWERVE TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT

I WOULD HAVE BANG INTO EITHER ONE OF THE CARS.

SO I HAD TO BRAKE HARD.

THAT CAUSED MY BIKE TO SKID & I FELL.

THE MOMENT I FELL OFF I QUICKLY STAND UP

AND LIFT MY BIKE INCASE ANOTHER VEHICLE BEHIND ME

CANNOT BRAKE IN TIME.

I DON'T WANNA CELEBRATE

HARI RAYA ON A WHEELCHAIR.

I PUSHED MY BIKE ACROSS ALL FOUR LANES

TO THE ROAD SHOULDER TO INSPECT MY INJURIES.

I WAS JUST GOING AROUND 30KM/H

BUT WHEN YOUR FLESH SAYS HELLO TO THE ROAD

I CAN SAY THEY ARE NOT THAT SUITABLE FOR EACH OTHER.

THE PICTURE ABOVE IS BEFORE ME RIDING NEXT TO THE RED CAR.
THE PICTURE BELOW IS AFTER ME RIDING HALFWAY THRU.
TAKE NOTE HOW NARROW THE SPACE BECAME.
.

AFTER I PUSHED MY BIKE TO THE ROAD SHOULDER
THE RED CAR ACTUALLY STOPPED AND THE OWNER CAME OUT.
I WASN'T SHOCKED TO SEE IT WAS A FEMALE DRIVER.
IN MY HEART IT WAS LIKE
"NO WONDER LAH."
.
WANNA SEE PICTURES OF MY INJURIES?
LUCKILY NO BROKEN BONES OR DEEP CUTS.
JUST SLIGHT SCRATCHES & BRUISES.
.

TWO SCRATCHES ON MY LEFT HAND FINGERS
.

THIS WOUND ON MY RIGHT KNEE

SEEMS NOTHING.

BUT ACTUALLY THE SKIN & A THIN LAYER OF THE FLESH

HAS BEEN SCRAPED OFF.
.

MY RIGHT ANKLE WAS SWOLLEN

BECAUSE IT WAS PINNED DOWN BY MY BIKE.

THE WORST WOULD BE MY RIGHT ARM.

SORRY I HAVE TO CENSOR

MY CHEST HAIR & SEXY NIPPLE.

HAHAHAHAHA

I WAS WEARING A JACKET WITH LONG PANTS & SHOES.

IMAGINE ME WEARING JUST A NORMAL SHIRT

WITH SHORTS & SLIPPERS

LIKE SOME OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS DO.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY BRUISES

BUT SEEING MY BIKE WITH SCRATCHES

REALLY BROKE MY HEART.

AFTER THE ACCIDENT I RODE MY BIKE HOME.

TEARS ROLLED DOWN MY CHEEK

AS I REALLY FELT UPSET.

TO YOU GUYS IT MAY BE NOTHING.

BUT HEY I REALLY LOVE MY BIKE OKAY.

I SHOWER IT ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS.

EVERYTIME AFTER IT RAINS I WIPE IT DRY.

EVERYTIME I SEE BIRD DROPPINGS ON IT

I WOULD LOOK UP AT THE TREE

TO CURSE & SWEAR.

THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE MY BIKE.

IT IS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND TO ME.

EVERYTIME MUST SAYANG SAYANG.

I EVEN GAVE A NAME FOR IT.

I WONT TELL YOU GUYS NO MATTER WHAT.

HAHAHA

I JUST GOT IT EXACTLY ONE WEEK AGO

& I GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT.

WHAT A WAY TO CELEBRATE MY ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY.

SO THIS IS THE PICTURE OF IT WHEN I JUST GOT IT.
.

LOOKS SOOO SHINY

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT??!!

NOW SEE THE DAMAGES ON MY GIRLFRIEND.

THE RUBBER PART WHERE YOU PUT YOUR FOOT

IS TOTALLY DAMAGED.

THE BRAKE LEVER IS NOW BENT

AND HAS DEEP SCRATCHES.

MY COOL BLUE SIDE MIRROR

HAS SHATTERED.

MY CLUTCH LEVER HAS BENT

AND HAS DEEP SCRATCHES TOO.

MY EXHAUST PIPE HAS VERY DEEP SCRATCHES

& IT IS NOW STARTING TO RUST.

MY FRONT FENDER HAS CHIPPED OFF.

THE BACK PORTION OF THE BIKE

HAS SCRATCHES ON THE PAINTWORK.

I HAVE PROMISED MY BIKE

THAT I WOULD CHANGE ALL THE DAMAGED PARTS

BEFORE HARI RAYA COMES SO THAT IT WILL LOOK BRAND NEW AGAIN.

I HOPE MY NEXT PAY WILL BE ENOUGH.

WANNA KNOW HOW I LOOK LIKE WHEN I FELL??

THIS PICTURE ABOVE IS THE ORIGINAL PICTURE.

THE PICTURE BELOW IS HOW I LOOKED LIKE.

THE BIKE TOTALLY PINNED ME DOWN.

HAHAHAHA

NOW I REALLY LOST THE CONFIDENCE IN RIDING MY BIKE.

NOW I GO REAL SLOW AT CORNERS

& I DON'T EVEN DARE TO RIDE NEAR CARS ON THE EXPRESSWAYS.

I HOPE I WILL REGAIN MY CONFIDENCE BACK QUICK

BECAUSE WITH LESS CONFIDENCE

THE HIGHER CHANCES OF YOU FALLING AGAIN

AS YOU WILL RIDE WITH NO STABILITY.

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT

A DAY BEFORE THE ACCIDENT

SOME PEOPLE THREATHEN TO DO SOMETHING TO MY BIKE.

THEY WERE JUST JOKING LAHH.

THEN REALLY IN THE END SOMETHING

HAPPENED TO MY BIKE THRU ANOTHER WAY.

HOW COINCIDENTAL IT WAS.

HAPPY NOW AHH MISS C & MISS E??!!

YOU BETTER FEEL GUILTY HORR!!

HAHAHAHA

RIDHWAN

THE

PART-TIME

MOTORCYLE STUNT MAN

KUKUHEAD

ANNOUNCEMENT

Sunday, August 23, 2009 ( 12:10 AM )

THIS BLOG WON'T BE UPDATED

FOR QUITE SOMETIME BECAUSE

HIS HOUSE WAS ROBBED

BUT THE ROBBER ONLY TOOK AWAY HIS KEYBOARD.

HE WILL BE BACK

SOON

HOW SOON?

ONLY GOD KNOWS.

MAYBE NEXT WEEK?

BUT YOU ARE STILL ABLE TO INTERACT

WITH HIM THRU

HIS FACEBOOK OR TAGBOARD.

THE ROBBER

WHO TOOK THE KEYBOARD

CERTIFICATE OR MONEY?

Monday, August 17, 2009 ( 6:19 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

TODAY ONCE AGAIN I DID NOT ATTEND SCHOOL.

SAME REASON AS USUAL.

MY PILLOW WON'T LET ME GET OFF THE BED.

TODAY I WAS SOO BLUR THAT I DID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN.

FOR THE THIRD TIME TO BE EXACT.

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM

ABOUT TO SHAVE MY FACIAL HAIR OFF MY HANDSOME FACE.

I KNOW THE HANDSOME PART SUNGGUH TAK PERLU.

HAHAHA

SO AS USUAL I WILL SPRAY THE FOAM ONTO MY TWO PALMS

& RUB IT ONTO THE AREA I WANT TO SHAVE.

BUT INSTEAD I WENT TO RUB IT

ONTO THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!

I WAS SOOO PISSED OFF SIAAA!!

THIRD TIME I REPEATED THE SAME THING

FOR A FEW MONTHS ALREADY.

BUT WHEN I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR

I LAUGHED TO MYSELF.

I LOOKED SIMILAR LIKE THIS GUY BELOW.

I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY SHAVING CREAM.

IT HAS THIS LEMON LIME SMELL

SIMILAR TO THOSE LEMON BISCUITS YOU FIND

IN THIS KIND OF BISCUITS CONTAINER.

IF YOU STILL DON'T QUITE KNOW

WHICH BISCUIT I AM REFERRING TO

THEN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE.
.

IT REALLY SMELLS THE SAME LORR!!

THE ONES I USED TO EAT EVERY MORNING

WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL.

IT IS EITHER I EAT IT JUST LIKE THAT

OR DIP IT INTO MY CUP FILLED WITH HOT MILO.

AHH ESPECIALLY THIS BISCUITS BELOW!!
.

I HATE IT WHENEVER I DIP THE BISCUIT INTO MY HOT MILO

& SOMETHING DISTRACTS ME ESPECIALLY THE TELEVISION

BECAUSE BY THE TIME I LIFT THE BISCUIT UP

THE BISCUIT WILL BE SOAKING WET

& IT WILL BREAK LEAVING IT INSIDE MY MILO.

THEN WHEN IT HAPPENS AGAIN & AGAIN

MY MILO WON'T TASTE THAT NICE ANYMORE.

HAHAHA

.
THEN THE NEXT BISCUIT IS THE ONE MANY OF US LOVE I GUESS.

I CALL IT THE BELLY BUTTON BISCUIT!!

I THINK MOST OF US CALLS IT

THE BELLY BUTTON BISCUIT

BECAUSE THE BOTTOM LOOKS LIKE A BELLY BUTTON.

HAHAHA

LAST TIME WHEN I WAS YOUNG

I LOVE TO TAKE THE WHOLE CONTAINER OF IT AND EAT IT.

BUT THE THING THAT MAKES MY MUM ALWAYS ANGRY

IS BECAUSE I ONLY EAT THOSE COLOURFUL SWEET PARTS

& I WILL PUT BACK THE BISCUIT INSIDE THE CONTAINER.

ITS DISGUSTING I KNOW!!

BUT I WAS STILL YOUNG SIAA THAT TIME.

KAYY KAYY

ENOUGH OF BISCUITS ALREADY.

TODAY I WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY

WHEN I FELT SOMETHING VIBRATING BEHIND MY HEAD.

IT WAS LIKE

"ZZZZT!! ZZZZT!! ZZZZT!!"

IT WAS ACTUALLY MY PHONE RINGING

AND IT WAS MY CLASS ADVISOR CALLING ME.

I WAS LIKE STILL IN THE BLUR MODE

& WHEN I REALISED THAT I HAD TO PRESS A BUTTON

TO PICK UP THE CALL

MY CLASS ADVISOR HAD HUNG UP.

SOON AFTER I CALLED HIM BACK

& HE ASKED ME WHY I DID NOT ATTEND SCHOOL.

AS USUAL IT IS THE SAME OLD REASON

BECAUSE IT IS REALLY THE ACTUAL REASON.

I OVERSLEPT.

SO HE ASKED ME WHETHER I WANTED TO CONTINUE MY STUDIES.

WELL IN MY HEART I FELT LIKE QUITTING SCHOOL

BUT MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO CONTINUE.

I KNOW I HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER IS IT

SCHOOL

WORK

SCHOOL + WORK

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF

FOR WHAT IF I GO SCHOOL BUT I DO NOTHING?

IN CLASS I DAY DREAM.

MIGHT AS WELL I QUIT

& WORK MY ASS OFF OUT THERE.

AT LEAST I EARN SOME MONEY

INSTEAD OF JUST BURNING TIME IN SCHOOL DOING NOTHING.

BUT I FELT IF I QUIT IT WOULD BE SUCH A WASTE.

MY COURSE IS GOING TO END NEXT MARCH.

IT IS JUST 8 MONTHS AWAY.

WHY CAN'T I JUST TOLERATE FOR THESE 8 MONTHS

& ONCE I GRADUATE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

WHEN THE THOUGHT IF QUITING COMES TO MIND

I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO LEAVE

MY SCHOOL & THE HUNDREDS OF FRIENDS I HAVE MADE IN SCHOOL.

HAIYAH

SO I HAVE TWO CHOICES

TO CHOOSE FROM.

--CHOICE A--

CONTINUE SCHOOL FOR JUST ANOTHER 8 MONTHS

FORCE MYSELF TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL

WORK ON WEEKENDS

FINISH THIS COURSE & GET THAT BLOODY CERTIFICATE

THEN AFTER THAT JUST GO FOR NATIONAL SERVICE

WITH LITTLE SAVINGS

--CHOICE B--
QUIT SCHOOL

GET A BETTER PAYING JOB

WORK ALL THE WAY

SAVE AS MUCH AS I CAN

THEN AFTER THAT GO FOR NATIONAL SERVICE

WITH SAVINGS

SOME OF YOU TOLD ME TO TO CONTINUE MY STUDIES.

HONESTLY I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE INTEREST IN CONTINUING

TO HIGHER NITEC OR POLYTECHNIC.

I JUST WANT TO SERVE MY NATIONAL SERVICE

& IF I WERE TO GET INTO POLICE FORCE

I WILL SIGN ON AS THAT IS WHAT

I HAVE WANTED SINCE I WAS YOUNG.

SO WHAT IF THE PAY IS LITTLE?

AT LEAST IT IS SOMETHING I AM PASSIONATE IN.

WELL NOW I AM REALLY CRACKING MY BRAIN

THINKING WHAT IS BEST FOR ME.

I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT I AM HAPPY IN.

SCHOOL DOES BRING ME HAPPINESS.

BUT I REALLY LIKE TO WORK.

NOT BECAUSE OF THE MONEY.

I AM JUST NOT INTO BOOKS & THESE THEORY STUFF.

GET WHAT I MEAN??

WELL WHATEVER IT IS

I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SERVE MY NATIONAL SERVICE.

THAT IS WHEN

BIG BOYS GO IN

& COME OUT AS YOUNG MEN.

THAT IS WHEN I WILL THINK MORE MATURED

& ACT MORE MATURELY PERHAPS.

IMAGINE ME LOOKING BOTAK.

WAHLAOOWEII

LIKE THESE GUYS BELOW.

WELL I WILL GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

& TALK TO MY CLASS ADVISOR

& I HOPE I WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION.

IF ONLY SCHOOL WAS JUST BENEATH MY BLOCK

LIKE THOSE CHILDCARE CENTRES & KINDERGARTENS.

CURRENTLY I HAVE BEEN

AVOIDING SOMETHING

& I HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL SO FAR!!

I HAVE MANAGED TO AVOID IT FOR WEEKS!!

NO I AM NOT AVOIDING SOMEONE.

I AM JUST AVOIDING THIS MACHINE BELOW.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING HARD

NOT TO TAKE OUT MY ATM CARD

FROM MY WALLET

& SPEND UNNECESSARILY.

NEMMIND NEMMIND

HARI RAYA IS COMING RIGHT??!!

YOU KNOW I KNOW HORR!!

HEHEHE

WILL SOMEONE BUY ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS
FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR?
PREEAAASSSEE!!!

RIDHWAN

THE

CONFUSED

KUKUHEAD

TELL ME IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY WITH ME CAN?

Friday, August 14, 2009 ( 6:51 PM )

HEY HEY HEY

ACTUALLY I AM VERY LAZY TO BLOG TODAY.

BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED RECENTLY

SO I THINK I WILL JUST MAKE A POST TODAY.

BEFORE I START RANTING TO ALL OF YOU

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE FIRST BECAUSE

THIS POST IS GONNA OFFEND A FEW PEOPLE OUT THERE.

I BELIEVE THIS IS MY BLOG

SO I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT.

AS LONG AS

I DON'T MENTION YOUR NAME OR POST YOUR PICTURE HERE

YOU DON'T TERASA CAN??

IF YOU DON'T, THEN GOOD.

IF YOU DO, EVEN BETTER.

YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU READ

THEN I LET YOU HATE TAG.

SERIOUSLY.

WAN KUKUHEAD

DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANNA DO.

AS LONG YOU HAPPY

I ALSO HAPPY.

CAN?

OKAY GOOD.

I SHALL CONTROL MYSELF & MY EMOTION

FROM USING ANY HARSH WORDS.

FIRSTLY I WANNA TALK ABOUT THE COUNTER AT THE TOP OF MY BLOG.

IT IS STATED THAT EVERSINCE THIS BLOG WAS CREATED

WHICH WAS ON

22nd SEPTEMBER 2008

I HAVE HAD

42650 VISITORS

UNTIL THE MOMENT I AM BLOGGING NOW.

ONE IDIOT WAS UNHAPPY WITH MY COUNTER.

HE ACTUALLY BLOGGED ABOUT ME & I FOUND OUT.

I DIDN'T MANAGE TO GET A COPY OF HIS POST

BECAUSE HE DELETED HIS BLOG

AS SOON AS I TAGGED HIM ASKING HIM

WHAT WAS HIS PROBLEM.

HIS BALLS SHRUNKED I GUESS?

I DON'T KNOW IF HE CHANGED HIS LINK

OR HE SIMPLY DELETED HIS BLOG.

I SERIOUSLY DON'T MIND PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME

BEHIND THEIR BACK AT ALL.

YOU CAN TALK ALL YOU WANT

& I WON'T GO TO YOU & ASK YOU TO SHUT UP

AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE FACTS RIGHT.

THIS FELLA HAD HIS FACTS ALL WRONG.

THAT WAS WHY I CONFRONTED HIM.

HE SAID THAT MY BLOG IS CRAP

& MY COUNTER IS NOT ACCURATE.

HE CLAIMED IT DOES NOT MEASURE

HOW MANY READERS I HAVE EVERYDAY

AND THE NUMBERS JUST GOES UP

EVERYTIME SOMEONE VISITS MY BLOG AGAIN & AGAIN.

HE SAID I WAS ACTING POPULAR

WITH SOO MANY FAKE VISITS WITHIN A YEAR.

HE MEANS IF YOU VISIT MY BLOG 100 TIMES A DAY

OR REFRESH THIS PAGE 100 TIMES A DAY

MY COUNTER WILL GO UP BY 100.

EHH HELLO ASSHOLE??!

MY COUNTER WILL GO UP ONLY ONCE WITHIN A DAY

IF YOU USE THE SAME COMPUTER/IP ADDRESS.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE YOU REFRESH THIS PAGE

AND SEE THE COUNTER.

THEN YOU REFRESH AGAIN.

TRY AGAIN 5 MORE TIMES WITH YOUR COMPUTER.

DID THE NUMBER GO UP?

NO RIGHT??

HE DIDN'T JUST STOP AT THERE.

HE MENTIONED THAT MY BLOG HAS CRAPPY POSTS.

IF IT IS CRAP TO YOU THEN SO WHAT?

THIS IS MY BLOG

SO IT IS MY PROBLEM LAHH.

NO ONE FORCES YOU TO READ RIGHT?

DON'T WANT TO READ THEN WHY COME?

AFTER THAT HE MENTIONED THAT

ALL MY BLOG LINKS ARE GIRLS

WHICH SHOWS I AM JUST A PLAIN FLIRT.

ARE YOU SURE ALL ARE GIRLS??

TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT ALL THE 87 PICTURES THERE.

THERE ARE TWO GUYS AMONG THEM.

KAYY FINE THEN ALL OF YOU MIGHT WONDER

WHY THE REST 85 PICTURES ARE GIRLS.

TELL ME WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO DO

WHEN ALL MY OTHER MALE FRIENDS DON'T HAVE BLOGS.

YOU WANT TO ME FORCE THEM TO CREATE A BLOG

JUST TO MAKE IT EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF GIRLS HERE?

DOESN'T MAKE SENSE RIGHT?

BLOGGING IS A GIRLS' THING

SO LESS GUYS TEND TO OWN A BLOG.

OF 100% OF THE LINKS THERE

30% ARE MY FRIENDS FROM ITE

30% ARE FROM MY FRIENDS FROM SECONDARY SCHOOL

10% ARE FROM MY PRIMARY SCHOOL

20% ARE MY OUTSIDE FRIENDS

AND THE REST ARE RANDOM BLOGHOPPERS

THAT MADE FRIENDS WITH ME

AFTER ENJOYING READING MY POSTS.

NOW YOU ROUGHLY UNDERSTAND WHY??

ANY OTHER ISSUES YOU WANNA ASK ME??

I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.

I AM SURE THE GUY WHO BLOGGED

ABOUT ME WILL READ THIS POST.

THESE KIND OF GUYS ARE SO EMBARRASING.

YOU ARE A GUY YET YOU BEHAVE LIKE YOU OWN A PUSSY.

WHAT THE HELL RIGHT?

SO BRAVE TO BLOG ABOUT ME

BUT THE MOMENT YOU WERE CONFRONTED

YOU DISAPPEARED.

WHY?

YOU TALK THE TALK

SO WHY DON'T YOU WALK THE WALK?

NOT HAPPY THAT I BLOGGED ABOUT YOU?

THEN ADD ME ON MSN.

u_can_locate_dr_psycho_@hotmail.com

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER

SO I WONDER WHAT IS THE BIG FUSS.

PLAIN JEALOUSY I GUESS.

BUT WHAT IS THERE TO BE JEALOUS OF IN THE FIRST PLACE??

I MAY LOOK LIKE A SOFT GUY

BUT WHEN I AM ANGRY IT WON'T BE REALLY NICE.

ONLY SOME HAVE SEEN THIS RARE UGLY SIDE OF ME

& I DON'T WISH TO SHOW IT EITHER.

OKAY ENOUGH OF THAT JERK.

DON'T WANNA WASTE TIME TALKING ABOUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT.

NOW I WANNA TALK ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON.

THIS PERSON DID NOT PISS ME OFF.

SHE JUST AMUSED ME.

SERIOUSLY.

HAHAHA

A GIRL RECENTLY ADDED ME ON MSN RECENTLY.

A RANDOM GIRL I MEANT.

I DON'T KNOW FROM WHERE SHE GOT MY MSN FROM.

SHE ADDED ME AND INTRODUCED HERSELF.

SHE IS FROM NANYANG POLYTECHNIC

FROM HER TINY MSN DISPLAY PICTURE

I CAN TELL SHE IS QUITE GOOD LOOKING.

SHE HAS A BUBBLY PERSONALITY

BUT ONE THING ABOUT HER TURNED ME OFF.

SHE SOMEHOW KNEW I JUST GOT MY RIDING LICENCE LAST MONTH.

SHE KEPT ON ASKING ME WHAT BIKE WAS I PLANNING TO GET.

SO I WONDERED TO MYSELF

DOES SHE WANNA MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME OR MY BIKE??

SO I PLAYED A TRICK WITH HER JUST TO TEST HER.

I TOLD HER I AM USING MY DAD'S BIKE

AS HE NO LONGER RIDES IT AS HE NOW DRIVES A CAR.

THEN SHE KEPT ON ASKING WHAT BIKE IT WAS.

I TOLD HER IT WAS AN OLD BIKE.

THEN I SENT HER A PICTURE THRU MSN.

THIS IS THE PICTURE BELOW

IT WAS JUST A RANDOM PICTURE I SNAPPED

AT BUGIS A FEW DAYS BACK.

MY FATHER RIDES A WAY BETTER BIKE THAN THIS.

HAHAHA

THE MOMENT SHE RECEIVED THE PICTURE

SHE APPEARED OFFLINE.

UNTIL NOW SHE HAS YET TO COME BACK ONLINE.

SHE TOTALLY VANISHED.

*POOF*

I LAUGHED LIKE HELL AFTER THAT.

SHE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT.

SEE SEE SEE??!

I KNEW SHE WAS A GIRL THAT GOES FOR GUYS WITH NICE BIKES.

GO BUY YOUR OWN BIKE LAHH.

AT LEAST YOU HAPPY.

I SERIOUSLY HATE GIRLS LIKE THAT.

-DEAR RANDOM GIRL-

IF YOU ARE READING THIS

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU

EVENTHOUGH IT WAS FOR JUST LESS THAN ONE HOUR.

HOPE YOU WILL FIND A GUY WITH A NICE BIKE SOON.

GOOD LUCK!!

WAN

KUKUHEAD

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